![]() ![]() Long story short, lacking disposable income is real blocker in life, phallically and otherwise.Īre you broke and tired of forgoing socialite opportunities such as this? Keep reading! I was sent home without so much as a peck on the cheek and rightfully so. Once, on Valentine’s Day, I resorted to fabricating a chocolate and flower allergy just to avoid buying my date any superfluous gifts. So your success essentially comes down to word-of-mouth referrals, and unless you’ve been living and surfing within a particular coastal enclave for over a decade, it’s nearly impossible to reach the top of anyone’s mental rolodex.Īs a result, I’ve struggled to keep my bank account bustling, causing this Millenial to miss out on countless surf trips, dinners out, and even public holidays. And assuming that you, like us, are not independently famous on the internet, social media posting is hardly ever fruitful. Unless you want to risk being kidnapped and tortured, Craigslist isn’t ideal either. Local surf shops are no help, as they prefer to keep tourist dollars for themselves. That’s right, I’m a freelance surf coach/instructor!Īnd this I can tell you from experience: The main struggle of the freelance surf coach/instructor is finding a steady stream of clients. ![]() Even our Chief Editor runs a small-time Stetson hat hustle, which is rumored to be huge amongst band geeks and residents of Topanga Canyon.Īnd me, well, I have no useful skills or knowledge beyond the confines of surf, so my supplemental income is born of foam and empty promises. Morgan Williamson models boutique waist-wear, oftentimes shirtless. But we’re also not opposed to chasing a few side dollars if and when the opportunity presents itself.Īs far as the Stab team goes, Jake Embrey uses his psychology degree to read the palms of wealthy widows in Bondi. There are seemingly infinite perks to the occupation we have chosen, but a burgeoning bank account is not one of them.Īnd we’re okay with that. ![]() It’s time that I share a semi-embarrassing secret.ĭespite the life of excess we portray on the internet, with amply stocked quivers, bougie evening soirées, and scissor-lift reporting, surf writers are not exactly raking in the cash. ![]()
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